[rl w/Simon and Yoko] EPIC BFFS OT3

[aburningspirit]

[Kamina City.  Early morning.  Raccoon birds chirping happily outside of a small house and all is right in the world.

Then an alarm clock inside the house blares loud music at precisely 8:10.

A young woman's voice yells for her housemate to turn off that stupid music, which causes him to shout that she could use more manly music in her life.  Another male voice asks for five more minutes while the two continue to argue.

A day in the life of Supreme Commander Simon, Deputy Commander Kamina, and Yoko Littner has begun.]

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[galaxyfrisbee.livejournal.com]

[Ignoring the potential arguing, Simon blinks against the bright light of morning. Immediately, he buries into the back of the couch and covers his head with a blanket.]

[djakfladsfjanfadf] Anikiiiiiii. It's too earlyyyyyyy.

[chickhasagun.livejournal.com]

[In the meantime, she's pounding on Kamina's door, completely forgetting she's still in her (rather skimpy) pajamas]

Turn that off! Are you trying to blow out all of our eardrums?!

[aburningspirit.livejournal.com]

[Kamina flings the door open dressed in absolutely nothing, yelling over "BREAK THROUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL" and various electric guitar parts:]

'm gettin' everybody pumped up an' ready for early-morning trainin'! Ya can't' do that to your crappy stuff!

[galaxyfrisbee.livejournal.com]

Guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys!

[Was that a whine coming from the pile of blankets on the couch? It may have been.]

[chickhasagun.livejournal.com]

[Sorry Simon, can't hear you]

This music isn't getting everyone pumped, it's just waking them all up and making them annoyed! I can't concentrate with it playing so loud!

[aburningspirit.livejournal.com]

You don't gotta concentrate when you're pumped up! Ya follow your what your gut and burning spirit tell ya! [yells over "BREAK THROUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH THE DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM"] Back me up, Simon!

[galaxyfrisbee.livejournal.com]

["fkadjsnfmklnfkjnfdkjag" comes from under the covers.]

[aburningspirit.livejournal.com]

[turns back to Yoko with a triumphant grin] Hear that, Simon agrees with me!

[chickhasagun.livejournal.com]

[Hands on her hips and giving you a LOOK Kamina]

He didn't say anything! You can't put words in his mouth!

[galaxyfrisbee.livejournal.com]

Guyyyyyyyyyyyssss!!!!!

[Just a tiny bit more urgently. He sits up, rubbing his ey--] Aniki, put pants on! [D: Simon is not asleep anymore ;;]

[chickhasagun.livejournal.com]

[Pants-- OHGOD. Shielding her eyes now, the mun she didn't notice DX]

KAMINA!!!!

[aburningspirit.livejournal.com]

[rummaging around for Boota some pants in his disaster area of a room...ah-ha! found some! he steps into them and reluctantly turns off the alarm clock. you people don't appreciate good tunes.] You act like you ain't seen me naked before.

[galaxyfrisbee.livejournal.com]

[... B|]

[chickhasagun.livejournal.com]

[Aims a good slap for his head hard enough to hurt but not hard enough to be mean] Don't phrase it like that!

[aburningspirit.livejournal.com]

[barely ducks and still gets clipped upside the head, and retaliates with smack to yoko's ass that resonates in the quiet house. aaaaaaand he's not moving his hand either.]

[galaxyfrisbee.livejournal.com]

....

[DIVING UNDER BLANKETS JUST IN CASE ANYTHING RICOCHETS TO HIM]

[chickhasagun.livejournal.com]

[She stops. She stares. The countdown begins.

3... 2... 1...]

YOU PERVERT!

[And that is her sniper rifle she's whipping out of hammerspace, complete with uranium bullets]

[aburningspirit.livejournal.com]

[WHAT THE HELL MAN, YOU CAN'T HAVE A HUGE GUN LIKE THAT IN HAMMERSPACE IT'S NOT FAIR

removes hand and jumps behind the bed in a futile attempt to live]

[galaxyfrisbee.livejournal.com]

[Still hiding under the covers wondering why he can't have sane roommates ;;]

[chickhasagun.livejournal.com]

[CHASING AFTER KAMINA READY TO BLOW HIS ASS UP TO HIGH HEAVEN]

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SOMETIMES!

[aburningspirit.livejournal.com]

[springs over the bed and out the door to the nearest bathroom, barricading it with a vanity. HA, I WIN, WOMAN]

YOU SHOULD WEAR MORE CLOTHES!

[galaxyfrisbee.livejournal.com]

[... I'm just gonna go make breakfast now. Puttin' some toast in the toaster... Getting out some jelly... butter knife~]

[chickhasagun.livejournal.com]

[YEAH RIGHT. Shooting that door down now]

YOU KNOW WHY I WEAR THIS! IT'S SO I CAN MOVE AND KICK YOUR ASS WHEN NECESSARY!

[aburningspirit.livejournal.com]

[PROPERTY DAMAGE DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOU'RE BRINGING DOWN THE VALUE OF OUR HOME, OMG YOKO, DON'T YOU WATCH HGTV WHEN YOU'RE BORED AND HOLY GOD, THERE ARE BULLETS, TO THE BUNKER (in this case, the bunker is ducking behind the vanity]

YOU DON'T GOTTA MOVE LIKE THAT ANYMORE! ALL YOU NEED IS MORE ROOM FOR YOUR FAT ASS!

[galaxyfrisbee.livejournal.com]

[!! Toast. Yay, it's not burnt. Nom nom nom nom... Walking past this argument to the other bathroom with his toothbrush in just pajama bottoms]